Dear Tooth Fairy:She got an email back this morning:
I have a loose tooth - I can feel it wiggling. Do you think it'll fall out soon?
The Unknown Daughter
Dear Unknown Daughter:We occasionally hear the Unknown Kids sharing these things with their friends - classic.
Your tooth will probably fall out sometime soon - in the next week or two (or three). You don't need to keep wiggling it - once it gets a bit looser your mommy (remember - she doesn't like to be called Momma) or daddy can get it out for you.
In case you're wondering how I know about you calling your mother "Momma", I heard it through my Spy Teeth Listeners. Most people don''t know this, but I can listen in to what's happening around anyone through their teeth.
Of course, if no one in a house has any teeth, it doesn't work. And false teeth don't count.
The Tooth Fairy